staplesnatch

of, or pertaining to, a woman who's father will not allow her to participate in the act of sexual intercourse until she is married

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!Look at that woman in the corner!!! she cant have any fun cause shes a STAPLESNATCH!!?!

by penguineatingrobot June 30, 2006

Stapleton

A particularly small chode

Eoghan: Well, how's it goin?

Tom: Get away from me with that Stapleton chode!

by PeetrMurfee May 6, 2014

stapler kid

Someone who reminds you of Milton from Office Space.
This person will most likely have little or no social skills. This person may also, if you are in school, argue with your teacher over something dumb or, if you are in the workforce, will be hated by everyone in the office.

1- "Is the guy reading a programing robotics book for fun?"
2 -"From the lookes of it yes."
1 -"God bless, he is such a stapler kid."

by the_calculus_kid October 25, 2010

snapple

An Apple product that has been jailbroken.

What a delicious snapple! Can I grab one to go?

by flossyflossy June 13, 2013

Snapple

Word substitute for "cool", "rad", etc.

"Did you see that Canadian? He was so snapple" or "Wow Van, you're so snapple!"

by (Van) July 21, 2008

Smapple

Drinking a Snapple (or diet Snapple) and getting a Pap smear simultaneously.

Ahhhhh, wow, that Smapple was fantastic! Can I get out of these Stirrups

by DickFalcon November 17, 2010

Arse Stapples

Stapples used to fix a persons arse after it has been damaged, normaly through ripping.

Dave “that shit was so big!”
Phil “do you think you’ll need arse stapples?”

by Housemate Gerbil November 22, 2011