carpet stainer

A man participating in bukkake that has bad aim.

95% of us hit Betty at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Ted was the only one that missed.

by Don Karta October 27, 2007

Stalin

The best person on earth and one of the best leaders. He stopped the NAZI advance and helped the allies in D DAY by stripping the Atlantic defenses because the NAZI s needed men. He sadly died of a hemorrhage in 1969

“Dude, do you remember Stalin? “
“Yeah man, he was the best.”

by ALTERRA November 29, 2018

dorito-stained blob

(Invented by greg gutfeld ): the faceless, nameless, maskless, anonymous individual/s who doxxed portland mayor ted wheeler

Why is ted wheeler not afraid of the dorito-stained blob? I would be

by Sexydimma May 1, 2021

stainepoke

a knacksacjobbyjabberinmuthafucker

ur a stainepoke ya dobber

by stutterinbawsackz December 29, 2002

Stainepoke

a knacksac

ur a stainepoke

by stutterinbawsackz December 29, 2002

stained glass window

when a blunt smokin', 40 drinkin'(pronounced foe-tee), gat wavin' n!gga gets medevil on anotha mutha f*cka by poppin a cap in the n!gga's head, and spraying brains and blood all up on the windows, like that sh!t be some mutha f*ckin cathedral's windows.

terrel! Damn n!gga that's 2 stained glass windows already, i just got out, you betta stop cappin' honky's, its just not even fair.. and i don't wanna go back to tossin salads.

by R-Dogg September 6, 2003

stainer of the century

a person who is found on the side walk smeared all over the place. usually brown in other word a shit stain of the century.

"holy fuk
"what
"that dog has a puffy tail
"oh yeah and that blak fulla is a stainer of the century!!

by george tony October 30, 2004