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Bum Squirt

I think its a pronoun used to describe an unexpected and unpleasant visitor
I really wish that Bum Squirt would stop coming around
by Your're being a fart knocker February 3, 2022
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No squirt December

Girls are not allowed to squirt or do any kind of sexual activity. If they do they lose the challenge.
by BigBeefRicky69 November 11, 2019
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squirt the bird

delivering a transmission (squirting), often a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird)
While doing a ham radio satellite demo, we will squirt the bird.
by RAT65 September 17, 2017
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corn squirts

The resulting diarrhea one gets after ingesting a certain amount of corn that fails to digest. The ensuing liquid will be filled with obvious amounts of yellow corn. If bad enough, the victim will be able to actually feel each individual kernel as it passes out. The term is usually applied to military chow hall food.
"My god, I had the worst corn squirts earlier. I'd forgotten I even had corn."
"Damn military food givin' me corn squirts."
"How were your corn squirts?"
by Ragnarahk October 18, 2011
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queef squirt

When a woman sucks in air using her kegel muscles creating an air bubble inside the walls of her vagina then forcing the air out with a strong push releasing semen that has been recently ejaculated inside of her.
Joey: What is Kristin doing?
Max: Giving us a queef show.
Jason: Didn't someone just bust a nut in her?
Kristin: Splash bitches!
Max: She just gave us the old queef squirt
Jason: I need a towel.
Joey: Telluride is weird.
by Jmac-Gtown March 11, 2011
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brown squirt

When a male drops a load in the toilet while jerking off
Dude, you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes! Finish your brown squirt and let's go!
by MRizzle December 19, 2013
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Squirt burger

Squirt burger- when you wake up after a night of drinking and your shit pours out like ground beef through a processor. After standing up and examining your creation you think it looks like a dank burger patty.
Man last night was crazy.

Yeah I know, this morning I pushed out a squirt burger.
by Booty sweat energy February 9, 2020
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