Spunk Nugget

Cum that is left floating in water after having sex in the shower.

I just fucked my wife in the shower and found some spunk nuggets.

by 1stTime March 8, 2013

ultimate spunk

If you are top level spunky, you are an ultimate spunk.

(n.) Brat.

Dave Nap is an ultimate spunk.

by yadiiiig March 8, 2011

Spunk-spike

When you spike something that resembles spunk (like shampoo) with a load of semen out of dislike for the person who uses the spiked fluid, i.e. your ex-girlfriends hair-conditioner.

Hey Bro, I spunk-spiked my teachers yogurt the other day while I was in detention, he deserved it for being such an idiot...

by McDanni December 15, 2011

spunk-pad

A derogatory term to describe a tablet device.

'I'm never buying one of (insert company name here)'s stupid donkey spunk-pads, I have no desire to let them track me and I do not associate my self-worth with using the latest fad technology in public.'

by lostinsuburbia May 22, 2013

spunk trunks

The pants every male owns that he wears solely around the house and never washes and they have a conspicuous crusty stain somewhere on the front that is the result of misplaced ejaculants which occured some weeks or months before and now just hangs on for the ride.

had on me spunk trunks and my mates girlfriend showed up and I had to do the old "place different random objects over my crotch area to cover my spunk" trick, worked like a charm

by boners mcgee 2 February 23, 2011

spunk gullet

A man or Woman that is rather fond of a spunky drink of an morning, afternoon or evening. Gullet – Mouth & Spunk – Sperm. So there ya go!

"Hay! Shut it Spunk Gullet your the only cum guzzeling slut round here!"

by Kmcca5 March 15, 2004

spunk-gobbler

A spunk-gobbler is a person who eats their own shit, sucks green cum and down-votes more clever peoples contributions. They go to tRumpty rallies, and commit seditious acts, then go home to suck their dog's dick.

Yeah -- there's always going to be a spunk-gobbler!

by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021