Ay, springes to catch woodcocks

1. A saying meaning "It doesn't take much to entice someone or something"
2. If said in a voice like that of a carton pirate it means "Aw, crap in a hat"

1. George: "Man, that fat kid sure ran after that candy bar"
Tim: "Ay, springes to catch woodcocks"
2. George: "Hey, that fat kid just stole your candy bar"
Tim (spoken like a cartoon pirate): "Ay, springes to catch woodcocks"

by Drew Burke March 15, 2004

Sandy Springs

While having intercourse the man pulls out, and places a desired amount of sand into the womans vagina, then he adds gasoline(butane etc.) He then strikes a match, or lights a lighter, and causes the mess to ignite, creating some sort of strange pleasure.

John gave Susie a "Sandy Springs" and her vagina became extremely tender"

by K-Y July 23, 2007

Powder Springs

stinky sulfur

Your breath smells like Powder Springs

by joedirte October 23, 2008

Dawson Springs

A city in KY referred to as a "Hellhole" or "The dingle-berry on a cats butt hole" Extremely small town with an over-employed police station. 1200 Citizens, 8 Cops.

I smell bacon, I smell grease, I smell Dawson Springs police.

by RE SX 18 March 27, 2011

springs demise

a emo band constisting of a few cool guys, and shaun, includes Ryan(guitar) Daniel(bass) Shaun (drums)jason (guitar) and ross (singer). alright band www.springsdemise.co.uk

springs demise are an emo band but arnt sue if they play emo.

by ben February 18, 2005

Magic Springs

The only theme park in Arkansas. There is a few good rides, but the park is outdated and falling apart. The park has changed management like 15 times because apparently having shitty food that you stand in hour in line in for someone to fill a soda cup is what makes a theme park great. They advertise having concerts during the summer, but are just cheap ways for emerging artists to get extra dough between tours. The even have special tickets for dumb nuts: the season pass, because people are too stupid to waste money more than once.

Hey! Lets go to magic springs!

Dude: yea! wait three hours in line for my $15 soda to get refilled!!!

by Thephsycocritic May 9, 2013

yellow springs

No, this is not a group of gay men peeing in a river together. Not quite. It is the sanctuary for the cross-dressing, pot-smoking faggots of Ohio. One will find the next day that people are either dead from overdoses, tripping balls, or transformed into a completely different gender (not always apparent since everyone dresses in the same plaid, punk, unisex clothing).

Though the city has been devoid of legal means of income since 1965, yellow springs' economy is sustained purely by the weed, mushroom, and gay prostitution industries. Former location of the headquarters of the Asshole Enthusiast Club until the club's leadership decided the town was "too gay for them".

Drum circles and groups of people who just want to "jam" are frequent in its poppy-laced fields. Considered as a possible location for the concert that took place in Woodstock before hippie bands arrived and saw that not only was the town dead, but that the place made them seem like radical Republicans.

Avoid at all costs, as there is enough of all illegal substances in the air to intoxicate a person with one breath.

Caution: 97% of substances within city limits are laced with PCP

Joe: Is that a man or a woman?
Walter: How the hell should I know? They're from Yellow Springs.

by cheesethief31 June 10, 2010