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Saratoga Springs

A city in upstate New York filled with rich pot-heads. Almost everyone there smokes weed or drinks alcohol. Parties occur every weekend and parents don't give a shit about what kids do. Almost no virgins live there either, everybody has sex.
Me:"I live in Saratoga Springs"
Friend:"Bring me to a party!!!!"
Me: "Do you wanna get high or wasted?"
Friend:"Both"
by togaaaaaarocks February 22, 2011
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Devil Springs

A great vodka that is 160 proof. It will kick your ass. Try not to funnle it with a beer, let alone three beers, or you will wind up puking the whole next day.
Man that devil springs kicked my ass lastnight. I love it!
by Nash Potter October 21, 2004
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Cincinnati Spring Roll

During coitus with an obese female the male defecates on the female's ample midsection, places his penis on the dump, rolls a flabby roll over the feces covered penis and proceeds to fornicate with the shitty fat roll.
Broseph, I was so shitfaced last night that when she asked me to give her a cleveland steamer and I ended up Cincinnati Spring Rolling her. Every time I take a piss it smells like McDonald's and shit.
by Heavy D (sans "the boys") August 27, 2007
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spring

If you're in college, the time when all the girls pull out their 'assets' from hiding and show them in short skirts, halters, and flipflops. Very nice weather too.
Winter makes you forget what you've been missing, but spring reminds you.
by bigtones April 4, 2007
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spring lake

A sickeningly rich beach town in central New Jersey. Characteristics include ridiculously expensive homes, loads of money, and a largely preppy lifestyle. Has some of the most exclusive houses and estates in New Jersey, all of which are priced at well over a million dollars and have either a poolhouse or guesthouse. Looks like a town out of a movie. Full of amazingly hot catholic girls. The only thing the elitists in Spring Lake are good at is keeping out the tourist scum bennies that come from north jersey and new york out by charging an arm and a leg for beach passes.
The uptight rich girls in Spring Lake won't put out, so we'll have to drive to Belmar to get some from the New Yorkers tonight.
by CMN September 23, 2008
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Spring Break Lesbians

Heterosexual girls who get drunk during spring break and hook up with other girls.
Guy #1: Hey did you see Ashley and Jenn kissing the other day?

Guy #2: Yea but they're only Spring Break Lesbians!
by J Dawg 11 February 10, 2008
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Harbor Springs

Town in the Northern part of the Lower Peninsula of Michigan. Very touristy town, with crazy rich fuckers coming in every summer with their damn poodles and pink shirts, wearing beige shorts and a sweater tied around their necks. Aptly named Fudgies, due to the quantity of fudge they digest. Inversly, the winter fudgies can be just as bad, with the trust fun babies coming up to visit Boyne Mountain and Nubs Nob, the two local ski hills. Their attitude towards the locals is one of condemnation and snobbery. All in all, Harbor Springs is a nice place to live if you enjoy wildlife and a natural feeling, and can deal with snotty preps year round.
by lestat221 October 17, 2006
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