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Spatton

Someone enormously fat and lies about people to make them feel bad about them.

They also are known for getting dogged by lesbians.
Sean got "spattoned" last week
by kularFN August 24, 2017
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SKRATTAR DU FÖRLORAR DU

Pewdiepie intro aka original content aka sum gud shit.
SKRATTAR DU FÖRLORAR DU = Smile! Sweet! Sister! Sadistic! Surprise! Service! Skrattar du Forlora du! Maneeeeeeeeee!
by TheGodPlank December 14, 2017
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splatter batter

To describe a person who has a wet dream that ends in ejaculation.
I see you having those wet dreams huh, Mr. Splatter Batter.

2. Another name for shooting off sperm
by K.Moon April 22, 2018
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splatter snatch

1: An unsavory women who can easily be spotted by her tramp stamp, two-tone dye job, and smeared mascara at the club. Often wears mismatched animal print clothing

2: The main tool of the first definition. An overused, manhandled vagina that drapes around the edges of her panties.
Ex 1: I can't believe Brittany showed up so wasted. She tried to fuck every guy here. She's such a splatter Snatch.

Ex 2. I took Brittany home and when she got naked, I couldn't believe the dilapidated condition of her vagina. Total splatter Snatch
by Smashleigh0713 June 1, 2018
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Spretty

A wound to the anus or nearby tissue
"oh John's got a hell of a spretty since Pam pegged him"
by Shhffhrb June 9, 2018
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splatterbox

Man, I got to take an explosive shit. Can I use your splatterbox
by Donezo80 March 12, 2019
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Splatty Matty

Splatty Matty is an entity and a force of nature that everyone fears. It strikes fear into the hearts of all mortal men/women. Hanging out behind the dumpsters of almost any liquor or beer store it can find he tries to entice minors into doing sexual favours for the purchase of alcohol. No sexual act is too disgusting or depraved for Splatty Matty. Even incest with his own mother. There have been many imitation Splatty Mattys but the true Splatty Matty can not be replaced. If you encounter Splatty Matty there is nothing you can do but give up all hope. He will terrorize you even in your dreams. Which he quickly turns to nightmares with his callous disregard for sexual harassment, his disgusting sexual advancements, his lack of discrimination on his targets, and the fact that he talks in the third person. You can try running but the Splatty Matty always gets what he wants.....
Emerges from behind dumpster-“Hey there kids! You lookin to get some wobbly pops?!? Well Splatty Matty would love to help you get that sweet liquid courage nectar for ya..... but first you have to swallow all of Splatty Mattys sweet sweet nectar uhhh yeahhh huhuhuh......”
by Booridley March 10, 2020
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