Spoonard

Spoonard is an alternative word meaning fool in a friendly manor.

Example: Your such a spoonard! fool tit ass joker moron spanner etc

by spoonard idoliser July 16, 2009

Sponer

a spontanious boner

ew you have a boner, no its a sponer

by mcy mic March 2, 2011

Smooner

A nooner where you just smootch cause you don't have enough time

I didn't have enough time to do it right so I met her at the park for a smooner

by johnnybadboy August 15, 2012

scoonery

The fault of being a scoon. It can be against the rules and policies/terms of conditions in certain areas, you better watch out.

"Billy! Make sure there's no scoonery back there."

by Krick, and Tej October 21, 2012

spooser

I combination of a spoon and scissor. Usually found at Olive Garden.

We will need a spooser for this salad.

by John Jacob Jinglehimer Smith April 20, 2014

spookery

Religious charms, totems, and/or bric-a-brac people may wear or keep around the house.

That gold crucifix she's wearing is some damn fine spookery.

by Magister Bibendi October 23, 2015

Spooker

A male who prefers men over women sexually due to sheer fear of communication.

Edward:will we chat up those chungwans over there?
Ryan:Yeah sure but what will we do with ben?
Edward:shit he's an absolute spooker ,he will just sit there awkwardly as fuck.
Ryan: Ditch Ben?
Edward: Yeah man.

by GNGLad69 December 10, 2016