splonking

the real definition of "splonking" is observing caves. Well think of that in the same sense but with a dirty mind. A guy observing or more a girls 'cave' is splonking.

So were you a splonker last night?
Yeah but as i was splonking, her mom walked in, which ended up causing her to sploosh in my face. it was delicious.

by Skooby Snack April 4, 2008

spelunking

To pick one's nose.

Barry "I just caught Johnny spelunking, man, he was knuckle deep."

by Neo June 15, 2003

Slanging

Using Slang
Talking street talk
bangin out words
Slanguage

Also see slangin

If you go down there you best be slanging it or they will think you're not cool..

by BaiCon May 25, 2009

Slinging Wood

Dressing nice and hanging around females with the intent to have intercourse at some point.

Guy1: What's Dylan doing over there with all those girls?

Guy2: He's slinging wood tonight. It just might work tho.

by Digitalvolt March 3, 2016

spelunking

rifling through something in order to find something far greater hidden at the bottom.

can be a sexual reference...

enid spelunks jovially each night...

he was spelunking at great speed through the cereal packet to find the toy at the bottom.

he spelunked through the garbage for the cheese he left there.

by aneuryism March 27, 2007

Spanging

To smack that troll-faced moron from The Ting Tings in the face with a spade.

"I was spanging her for a while until my arms got tired, and now they're both going under my new patio" - twentynine

by twentynine June 29, 2008

Butt Slugging

The act of placing ones mouth on to another persons anal hole and then sucking the feces out of the anal cavity, then as the feces in in the mouth they chew until soft then swallowing.(also known as eating butt)

My mom caught me butt slugging this bitch and scared the shit right out of her.

by butt slugger April 30, 2011