Sploogie

A loogie composed of man-spackle, saliva, and occasionally some phlegm added for character.

Jenny gave me head, but instead of swallowing like a good bitch, she hawked a giant sploogie into the trash can next to the bed.

by defenestrated1123 May 4, 2006

SPLOOP

SPERM, BLOOD, AND POOP. All combined into one concotion.

When you and your GF are doing butt stuff and you look down and see sploop on your dick.

by Popeye loves spinach May 12, 2016

Flying splooges

Sex fluids that fly and splat into someone's face.

Did you hear? Billy did a flying splooges in Vicky's face!

by Joker Patches April 29, 2008

Splood

A mixture of semen and blood that results from either rough sex or from sex while a girl is menstruateing

"Man, I fucked that slut senseless and afterwards there was splood everywhere!"

by P-money April 26, 2006

Splooge-ology

The study of splooge (semen) and its many variations.
1. If its chunky and lumpy, it's cream corn.
2. If its watery and fizzy, it's cream soda.
3. If its going into something (such as an orphace), it's cream pie.
4. If its thick and really white, its cream cheese.
5. If its white and light, its whipped cream.

"I need to study my Splooge-ology".
"Oh god I'm going to CREAM CORN, good thing I know Splooge-ology".

by The Evil Squarehead June 21, 2011

phantom splooge

An ejaculatory deposit that vanishes into thin air.

I gave up on cleaning because it was a phantom splooge.

by Beerczar July 22, 2017

sloof

secretive, sneaky, stealthy (from sleuth)

after I got 86'd I had to be sloof

by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003