Snatch spider

Another term for a dirty female with crabs/pubic lice.

I went to go down on this girl I just met until I realized she had a nasty case of snatch spiders.

by Bluewrx June 7, 2016

Curry spider

When you dip a spider in curry and it crawls up an area (spicy ass curry)

Ben: ahh shit the curry spiders are back again

Matty: I love the crawly curries

by Curry mister December 20, 2016

Spider Milk

Passion juices created by a lady. Also good for cuticles and nose infections and sore throats

Hey babe, you got some spider milk for me, I have a sore throat

by Leg lady June 12, 2018

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

Amelio Spider

The hottest thing to ever exist

Mr Murray: The Amelio spider just took my girl.
Josh: that sucks he took mine yesterday.
Mr Murray: I’m going to kill that spider!

by Explodingpickle555555 November 27, 2018

Spider Oof

A creature in roblox created by god

It speaks despacito

Spider oof: Go commit deathspacito

Me: OOF

by Despaufoo February 7, 2019

spider's nest

The protrusion of unkempt pubic hairs from the edges of an undergarment. Especially when the owner is unaware of said protrusion.

Tim: Why don't you like Cindy anymore?
Billy: Dude, because I totally saw her SPIDER'S NEST at the pool.
Tim: Gross!
Billy: Yeah she needs to get John Goodman to kill the queen.

by Pumpkin Smuggler August 11, 2009