Speed fiend

College-age guys who abuse amphetamines such as ritalin, adderall, and dexedrine, not for the ADHD-benefit, but for euphoria, the high, and increased sexual stimulation. These "speed fiends" also crave meth, pseudoephedrine, caffeine, ephedrine, often cocaine, and any other "upper" they can get their hands on.
Jed is a big-time speed fiend. He snorted 200 mg of adderall a day for an entire week, spent the entire time jerking off, and then he ran out. He wound up buying ritalin (even though he can't stand it compared to adderall), just so he could continue the amphetamine high for another week.
by Arieh October 19, 2006
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percy-speed

Abnormally slow, apathetic human movement.
It took an hour to clean the boat because Dave was moving at percy-speed.
by Donkey81 February 25, 2008
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percy-speed

Percy-speed v(P) is defined by...
v(P) = Pm/r² , where:

P = the percy-speed constant = 7.3635
m = your mass
r² = your distance at any point in time from Percy

Essentially, the further you are from Percy, the faster you move.
The bartenders at Segafredo serve at percy-speed.
by Jeff81 April 01, 2008
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speed-suit

A speed-suit is a short-sleeved jumpsuit favored by certain super-scientists who demand both comfort and ease from their clothing. When properly fitted, it should crotch six inches below the natural inseam. The common speed suit is predominantly polyester, allowing occupational hazards such as baby burps to be easily cleaned off with a lemony wipe.

Mentioned frequently by Dr Venture on "The Venture Brothers"
A speed-suit says to the world: "Look out! I know what I'm wearing for the rest of my life!"
by Destoroyah September 19, 2010
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asian speed

Extreme speed while doing anything technology related.
Seung texted with asian speed. Nitsua hacked the mainframe with asian speed.
by Jimorrison March 25, 2009
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Speed Vault

A movement in the art of Parkour used to clear obstacles at speed. This involves running at a high speed towards an obstacle and placing one hand on the object, swinging the legs clear and continuing running. This vault is highly effective and can easily be adapted to other vaults such as turn vaults and certain underbar variations.
"Dude! That speed vault was so fluid!"
by Josh Knill September 17, 2006
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speed bagging

To diddle the clit rapidly until orgasm. The act takes on the visual of a boxer hitting the speed bag. Also known as "speed bagging the clit" or "speed bag the clit"
You say you're eating her out yet no orgasm yet? Are you not speed bagging her? Well, then there's your problem, many women need their clit speed bagged to reach orgasm.
by WeezieCletusBBH May 03, 2009
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