African Cave Spider

A big ass spider

Look! An African Cave Spider!

by mat5592 July 23, 2009

Spider Pig

A pig doing an impression of a spider. Can't swing from a web.

Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't 'cause he's a pig.

by Persephone~ January 17, 2009

Iranian Spider Web

The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.

Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.

Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.

Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

RIP

by Joseph Tittlitch January 31, 2009

Spider Squat System

A rare and unique seating system designed for the squat toilet. Instead of assuming the popular squat stance, a more laid back position is adopted; the user literally sits on the toilet bowl, leans back and places their hands on the floor behind them for support.

Although this seems like a brilliant idea, it's actually retarded.

Ash used the spider squat system because he didn't know any better...

by P Parker October 15, 2007

Spider Jerusalem

my hero, and god, the coolest bastard on the planet, and he has this cat that pees everywhere, and, and... he's from transmetropolitan, buy the damn comic!!!!

"dude, there's this comic called 'Transmetropolitan' no, its not an ice-cream you douche."

by Spyder_Jerusalem June 21, 2004

ace of spade

Is a Champagne made by Armand de Brignac. Jaz Z is making it very popular since he no longer supports Cristal. "Ace of Spade" will be available in the US in December of 2006.

"Gold bottles of that ace of spade."

by Bmore-Harlem November 11, 2006

rock spider

Pedophile, child molester

by PressureCookie July 2, 2003