X: "How was your night, man?"
Y: "It was really good. I went and saw Avatar with my girl."
X: "Nice, how was it?"
Y: "The plot kinda stunk, but the effects were really southern."
X: "I respect that."
Y: "It was really good. I went and saw Avatar with my girl."
X: "Nice, how was it?"
Y: "The plot kinda stunk, but the effects were really southern."
X: "I respect that."
by John Auspices February 7, 2010
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Real southern girls don't care about how they spell, particularly on the internet. And no one cares.
Yet you shouldn't be surprised if your southern girl has got a Bachelor's or Masters in English.
It's all cultural.
Southern girls get louder as their boobs get bigger. The bigger the bosom, the louder the girl. No one is really sure why.
Southern girls, more than anything, care about their family and their friends. Southern girls (true southern girls, the ones raised culturally southern) are truly a delight to be around, because you are going to get fed and taken care of.
Real southern girls don't care about how they spell, particularly on the internet. And no one cares.
Yet you shouldn't be surprised if your southern girl has got a Bachelor's or Masters in English.
It's all cultural.
Southern girls get louder as their boobs get bigger. The bigger the bosom, the louder the girl. No one is really sure why.
Southern girls, more than anything, care about their family and their friends. Southern girls (true southern girls, the ones raised culturally southern) are truly a delight to be around, because you are going to get fed and taken care of.
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1. To take advantage of one's slightly superior position at an office by making desperate and nonsensical comments to younger women in the hope that they will be naive enough to find it cute.
2. Unleashing one's alcohol-fueled loneliness leaving the recipient sexually victimized to an extent that recalls the effect of being sodomized by a step-father or likewise quasi-authority figure.
3. To prevent the matriculation of male trainees to full-time employment as a means of not diluting one's pussy pond.
4. To grow a salt and pepper goatee; to view open rejection as flirtation.
2. Unleashing one's alcohol-fueled loneliness leaving the recipient sexually victimized to an extent that recalls the effect of being sodomized by a step-father or likewise quasi-authority figure.
3. To prevent the matriculation of male trainees to full-time employment as a means of not diluting one's pussy pond.
4. To grow a salt and pepper goatee; to view open rejection as flirtation.
1. Michael: Wow, look at the hat you're wearing, I am genuinely impressed with your ability to warm yourself.
Girl: Please stop smelling your hand.
2. Girl 1: Hey, why are you hiding behind the corner?
Girl 2: Michael is hovering around my station if I get Sauterized one more time tonight I'm going to need to get a rape kit done and then join an improv comedy troupe.
3. Girl 1: What happened to that hot hipster with the big teeth, I haven’t seen him around?
Girl 2: Michael trained him.
Girl 1: God! Why does he have to Sauterize every possible sex partner? He has turned this place into a wasteland of Spanish speaking homos and muffin-top slampigs. Why can't he just go home and let his dog lick on his salt and pepper beard while he masturbates to Gossip Girl?
Girl 2: He has a dog?
Girl: Please stop smelling your hand.
2. Girl 1: Hey, why are you hiding behind the corner?
Girl 2: Michael is hovering around my station if I get Sauterized one more time tonight I'm going to need to get a rape kit done and then join an improv comedy troupe.
3. Girl 1: What happened to that hot hipster with the big teeth, I haven’t seen him around?
Girl 2: Michael trained him.
Girl 1: God! Why does he have to Sauterize every possible sex partner? He has turned this place into a wasteland of Spanish speaking homos and muffin-top slampigs. Why can't he just go home and let his dog lick on his salt and pepper beard while he masturbates to Gossip Girl?
Girl 2: He has a dog?
by Anette Nora January 8, 2009
Get the Sauterize mug.A hot ass southern chick; usually brunettes. she's got a tight little body and is a TEASE. she's smart, crazy, nuts, GORGEOUS, athletic...a total package. If you're lucky enough to date her, she'll treat you the best. very very sexual and if your good enough and work hard enough, you can probably hook up with her within a week. looks good in anything she wears. She can get any guy with her sexy voice, piercing brown/blue eyes, adorable smile and sexy body. not to mention, she can party like HELL and drink most guys under the table. She's also a little bit insecure but hides it. be warned though DO NOT MESS WITH THIS GIRL. she'll most likely make your life hell.
by Southern Hot Mess For You April 25, 2011
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by Cornbread--kmg December 29, 2016
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by SawyerToll January 15, 2009
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Always remember though, the carolina girls are the best!
"Carolina girls, best in the world!"
Always remember though, the carolina girls are the best!
"Carolina girls, best in the world!"
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