stingydick

1) A guy who withholds sex from a woman he previously sexed up for a long period of time and remains intimate with, replacing the mutual sex with celibacy or wanking to porn.
2) Someone who prefers to wank to porn rather then engage in sexual activity with a real woman.

The stingydick teases and leaves me constantly frustrated. Maybe he should go wank himself with sandpaper.
The stingydick! Cripes, we used to have sex all the time and now he has a hardon for his ex and all he does is pine for her.
Gawd, all the stingydick thinks about is baseball.

by arialuna June 23, 2006

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Stingring

When you take a crap and you get a pain around your hole.

John "Damn that stingring lasted for hours."

by hrts February 6, 2007

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Stingy Cunt

A stingy cunt is someone who is unwilling to lend a hand such as lending money although they may not have use of it for the time it is borrowed

Mad cunt: Oi deadly lad, chuck me 5 bucks for a slurpee I'll pay you back tomorrow mate. Fuck you're a stingy cunt!

Deadly cunt: No cunt I can't give it to you mate sorry I need it

Mad cunt: you're not every going out today the fuck you mean?

by Stinge Victim August 20, 2017

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Sting

A depressive old recording artist who once had critical acclaim, but is now a recluse who prefers his own bitter company.

If Kevin Bartlett was a pop star, he would be so 'sting'.

by eGrogan August 12, 2003

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stingray sushi

while having sex with your girl friend you grab a wet towl and then proceed to snap it against her snatch. The resulting sting turns her clam into a very soar piece of sushi.

Variations:

yellow stingray sushi - pee on the wet towel first

brown stingray sushi - shat on the wet towel first

My girl friend was being an asshole so I gave her a stingray sushi.

by Darrel Bolden January 5, 2007

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