Sobeagle

n. (so-Be-gull) A dog shaped pile of empty Sobe bottles.

After the episode of tosh.o I had a huge SOBEAGLE pile next to me.

by personwiththeword July 19, 2011

Sofa Spelunking

The act of searching under the cushions and in the cracks of furniture to find missing objects.

Yesterday I found three pencils, an eraser, a bracelet, and 61 cents while sofa spelunking for the TV remote.

by pilotguy October 4, 2011

Sofa Head

Some one who's so painfully stupid that the only way to define them is that they have a brain made out of upholstery.

Gerard: Man did you hear what that MP was saying?

Felix: I know dude! Talk about ignorant...

Gerard: Goddammit bro too true! What a Sofa Head!

by Clever Locust April 25, 2013

sofa face

A face you would like to sit on

Laura: She has a sofa face
Kyle: Wtf is sofa face?
Laura: A face I'd like to sit on :)

by KillerKy April 28, 2016

sofia antanitis

an anonymous term for a an std

Dude i got with this chick last night and a sofia antanitis

by big sexy boy March 1, 2017

softard

Feminine soft spoken men who are mentally challenged

This white guy driving down the street with gangster rap blasting is a softard

by Killa5s July 12, 2018

sofiality

The act of fucking a sofa

I committed sofiality because my dick was lonely.

by TunMun2 March 1, 2019