Soda-masochist

The special fondness for extra carbonated beverages that burn your throat.

"He REALLY likes McDonalds Sprite. Hes a soda-masochist."

by PMS November 28, 2021

soda sucker

someone who wants to suck your soda

He just came up to me and sucked my soda, what a soda sucker

by 2.0 pencil bruh November 28, 2016

The Soda Machine

When a girl falls off of a wall onto a guy's member, much like how a soda falls from its stock to the recieving bay in a soda machine. Results have not proven successful (men, you may be hospitalized).

The first time I saw her, I wanted to give her The Soda Machine. Then I found that was stupid because now im sitting in a hospital bed with a dick split in two...

by Magnus69 April 12, 2008

Soda Drunk

The act of drinking enough soda to obtain a sugar rush, and performing unusual actions because of it. This is a phrase most commonly used by children ranging from ten to thirteen.

I remember those good times when I got soda drunk, just running around doing whatever I liked without thinking about it.

by Hatt[E] Hattington July 1, 2015

soda dungeon

The most kick-ass turn-based mobile RPG you will ever play. Also cocaine's copious amounts of time.

Playing Soda Dungeon? Careful, next thing you know you'll be dead.

by TheRat765 April 20, 2018

Soda Chest

The painful feeling of a freshly opened soda fizzing up in your esophagus after drinking it too fast. Also referred to as carbonation heart.

Me: " Babe are you dying? Why are you clutching your chest?"
GF, gasping for air next to an empty can of diet coke,"I. Have. Soda Chest."

by xBigg_Mike February 23, 2019

Soda air

The small distance between your mouth and the soda and you're like ready for the drink to hit ya mouth but all you get is soda air and a huge cough

I just chocked on my soda air

by Big furry penis March 4, 2019