word meaning that you are adopted, usually a mother says it to its son or daughter meaning that he/she is adopted
mom: Honey, come here!
son/daughter: wut ya want?
mom: honey... ur mom not sober...
son/daughter: I knew it *spanks mother in the butt*
son/daughter: wut ya want?
mom: honey... ur mom not sober...
son/daughter: I knew it *spanks mother in the butt*
by angry_bird420 April 29, 2018
Damn, I haven't been able to get it up lately.
Hmm.. Sounds like you might have sober whiskey dick. You should probably see a doctor.
Hmm.. Sounds like you might have sober whiskey dick. You should probably see a doctor.
by pseudonym 3000 July 17, 2011
"Sobering down is like sobering up but it is a wish sober up VERY quickly, quicker than normal. An intesified sobering up.
Person 1: OMFG dude, I'm too effin' high!
Person 2: So you want to sober up?
Person 1: Nah, I want to sober down, I have a lesson in 10 minutes.
Person 2: So you want to sober up?
Person 1: Nah, I want to sober down, I have a lesson in 10 minutes.
by Idznaaak April 04, 2014
A thought you have while sober that is just as dumb or out-there as a thought you'd have while high.
Hey, your name is Chris and your middle name starts with a T, so that makes you CHRIST! Wow, that was such a sober high thought.
by hamstersarelifehamstersarelove November 28, 2018
The act of beating up and/or manhandling non-intoxicated people. This act is typically preformed by stoners to combat the ever so popular stoner bashin time. There have been many deaths attributed to "Sober Bashin Time" mainly because sober kids can't handle the power of a man hyped up on booze and weed.
ted:you see those kids hanging out by the burger king?
joe:yeah so?
ted:they don't have beer.........or weed.
joe:SOBER BASHIN TIME
joe:yeah so?
ted:they don't have beer.........or weed.
joe:SOBER BASHIN TIME
by MunicipallyWasted March 03, 2011
A Sometimes Sober Saturday is a Saturday that qualifies as being sober. This can be for any reason. It is really more of an event, than an adjective.
Joe: "Man, last night was boring, I had a sometimes sober Saturday. :("
Tim: "I've got a lot of homework, I think I'm going to participate in a sometimes sober Saturday."
Tim: "I've got a lot of homework, I think I'm going to participate in a sometimes sober Saturday."
by izzy zainea March 01, 2009
Someone who is so ugly, that they literally look like they have had too much alcohol. Someone like this will have a constant look that when people see him/her, they will want to throw up.
by DoubleTre33 June 27, 2011