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melting snowman

A person who can't handle stressful situations very well and mentally weak
by spiderwolf June 30, 2017
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spanish snowmachine

Sexual act where the male shoots his baby gravy into the gutterslut's ass while busting her buttguts and said gutterslut has flatulent gas, the male waits for her to begin building up flatulent pressure and pulls out quickly as the gutterslut sprays butt perfume mixed with baby gravy as close to a 45 degrees angle in the air as she can manage.
Man I was railing this gutter slut in the ass and she must have been eating taco bell before so I turned her into a Spanish snowmachine
by MudDoc October 17, 2017
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Dripping Snowman

When a girl gets all her holes creampied by a group of guys
“Me and the gang gave Brooke a dripping snowman, best night of her life!”
by snowmachine69 August 2, 2018
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vanilla snowman

when a girl is giving you a blowjob (has to be during winter) and when you're about to cum you dump snow on her face then cum giving the snow the appearance of vanilla ice cream
Guy: so how'd it go with Jessica last night. Guy 2: GREAT! she started sucking me off so I gave her a vanilla snowman!
by Tacocorn13 October 12, 2018
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Tactical_SnowmanRBLX

Tactical snowman is very ugly, and fat cunt. Yes, I said it, this is how you pronounce his name: Tak-tic-tac-ul-_-Snohmahn, he comes from a place called massivetwoshits, very common place in the united states of roblox and is home to only 23 people lol, join now for a bad time.
"Hey did you hear about that gay guy?!" "Yeah, tactical_snowmanrblx!" "WELL, HE'S COMING!!"
by ThiccBlueDeputy November 9, 2018
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Siberian Snowman

A "Naturally Occurring" snowman; a snowman that is actually a frozen person found buried in the snow for any amount of time.

A Siberian Snowman is not the kind of snowman one would desire to find, although, they do still count as snowmen and anyone who finds one can claim the remains as an achievement as they can be very difficult to discover.
"Babushka! Babushka! Jakob was out, digging in the snow when he found a hand sticking out from the ground!"
"Mmmm da grandchild of mine, my sweet Jakob seems to have found a Siberian Snowman! What a lucky boy he will grow up to be!"
by Liam Longshire November 29, 2018
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Melted Snowman

When you nut inside a hot cup of French Roast coffee and pour it down your partners back.
Dude I was with this old bitch Jennyth and I totally gave her a Melted Snowman
by RandyCouget December 1, 2018
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