Snarf

To sneeze and barf (also, sneeze and poop, or pee) at the same time.

I was eating lunch yesterday, smelled a fart, and nearly snarfed myself to death.

by Dr. Jonas Finklestein September 14, 2007

snarftslhglkfhgdf

the sound one makes when continuously sucking wet boogers up the nose

The booger beast snarftslhglkfhgdfs his boogers all day

by not_telling June 13, 2005

Snarf

A complete and utter retard of the highest order, often altered to the word Snarftard.

Snarfs generally talk out of their arses, and make comments that make little or no sense.

They also tend to be pathetic individuals, who whine that life has been tough for them.

That makes no sense at all, why must you be such a Snarf?

by Mr. Samoa Joe May 25, 2009

snarfing

The act of sucking a load of Cum through one's nostrel
Snorting a load of cum like a line of Coke
Snorting seamen through Nostrol
Hooveing a Load of cum from a cock pussy or asshole

She snarfed a Load then spit it out her mouth
Snarfing the freah load
Snarfing is fun

by Dill hole May 17, 2006

Snarf

-verb
1. To eat voraciously, hastily, or hungrily in large quantities.

2. The act of a man sucking another man off while said man is asleep and unsuspecting. This often takes place at sleepovers.

After a long night of video games and snarfing pizza the boys decided to go to bed. But Dan stayed awake, waiting until Bill was asleep so he could arise and snarf his cock.

by Constance Glen April 21, 2010

snarkfest

A Blog term that means feasting on the words or comments within a Blog by others in the Blogosphere

Such as when a news item or story, placed by another to snare another Blogger into smearing the discussed article as fallacious and then attacking the Blogger as a liar

by james e. colby January 16, 2005

Snorlf

(verb) The only word referring exclusively to the passage of food or drink through one or both nostrils, typically as the result of excessive laughter or sudden intake of air. Snorlf has no connection whatsoever to people who pass gas underwater and eat the bubbles, or to stealing of any kind.

"You made me snorlf!" said Cindy as she extracted the spaghetti noodle from her nose.

by KimmieAnn August 7, 2007