Smooth Handle

Thomas Jefferson liked to have Sally Hemmings grab his smooth handle.

by ThomJeff1 December 31, 2010

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Jay Smooth

When someone who enjoys anal pleasures takes a steaming hot shit on a hairy man's chest. This is usually followed by vomit and a premature ejaculation from an extremely small penis.

I went down to downtown Parkersburg last night to pick up a male hooker. I hate having to pay extra for a good Jay Smooth

by Dman12345 April 30, 2009

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smooth sailing

adj.
The lack of teeth dragging during fellatio.

"That bitch was smooth sailing!"

"She wasn't smooth sailing and now I'm not going to be able to fuck for two months!"

"That homeless bum can smooth sail all night for some crack."

by C Witt November 08, 2005

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smooth jazz

A slang phrase of affirmation, meaning "okay", "cool", and or "that's what I'm talkin' about!".

Man #1 - "Hey, we're gonna be late if we don't leave now. Where are you?"
Man #2 - "I'm outside. I just pulled into the driveway."
Man #3 - "Smooth Jazz."

Guy A - "How did the game go? Did you do anything special?
Guy B - "We won by one point. I hit the game-winner."
Guy A - "Smooth Jazz!"

by M. Bracey January 01, 2008

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