Chocolate blueberry smoothie

This is another variation of the blueberry smoothie except instead of sticking the blueberries up a woman's pussy, you shove them in a guy or girl's brown star. You then proceed to pound your cock in and out of the asshole until the blueberries get good and smashed, mixing with poop. After the dude blows his load inside the ass, he continues to pound away, mixing his nut with the brown gravy and smashed fruit producing a smooth, frothy creampie for someone to eat.

"It's a good thing my girlfriend likes anal, otherwise I wouldn't be able to enjoy those chocolate blueberry smoothies I love so much that my sister showed me how to make a few years ago."

by Anita Creampie August 15, 2008

Ping Pong Smoothie

The act of having one's testicles slapped to and fro as if they were ping pong balls until the point of ejaculation.

Tyler: Miquela just gave Devin a ping pong smoothie!
Joe: No surpise there! She's a whore!

by Sun Jian September 19, 2011

Blood Snot Smoothie

A strawberry smoothie. Usually you can see small red chunks that resemble blood snot boogers.

I ordered a blood snot smoothie because I love strawberries so so much!!!

by ZuntleCapacitorWavelength September 22, 2013

tropical smoothie cafe

A restaurant that especially caters to basic women of the ages 16-35 who like "healthy" food. Frequented by the type of women who love yoga pants, that happen to not actually work out. This is the summer resort for Pumpkin Spice Latte girls.

Kayla: Omg Kelly lets go get Tropical Smoothie Cafe!

Kelly: Ok, let's get our ass hairs bleached after!!!

by Aroby0572 September 04, 2017

Coconut Lemonade Smoothie

When a person (usually a man) busts a nut and urinates at the same time creating a smoothie like consistency.

Carl: "Damnit Jim I'm about to BUST!"
Jim: "What flavor will it be this time?"
Carl: "It's going to be a Coconut Lemonade Smoothie!"

by CaptainNibs January 25, 2021

Passion Fruit Smoothie

A sexual term referring to the biological excretion left over upon a man's ejaculation mixing with a woman's menstration or period causing the creation of a smooth thick pinkish gel.

After intercourse the young couple hopped in the shower together to wash off the passion fruit smoothie before it dried;

Dan is a nasty muthaf*cka! He likes to eat his passion fruit smoothies

by Hubmonster January 07, 2010

Asshole Smoothie

The food equivalent of how you feel after a night of drug use, alcohol abuse etc. etc.

I feel like an asshole smoothie after that party last night.

by Party Boy NW June 24, 2009