Slashed

When you're high and drunk at the same time

Yo bruhh I'm so fucking slashed right now.

by Stoner6969 July 4, 2017

Springfield Smasher

Sex position in which the female lays on her back with her legs behind her head, while being thrusted by her partner who is positioned above her and facing the opposite direction.

Cam and Emily were horny so they did the Springfield Smasher.

by dylandalton April 20, 2015

adam smasher

Hottest guy in the world. Managed to smash david hard, almost to the point where the universe deconstructed. Don't mess with adam smasher, he'll smash you. Rebecca approved

Person 1: "what do you do when you're bored?
Person 2: "adam smasher."

Person 1: "absolutely hot."

by adamsmasher69 December 13, 2022

smasher

when you poop in the shower and smash it down the drain with your foot

hey bob, I'll bet your a smasher

by mike October 13, 2003

Ass Smasher

one who commits the smashing of anal extremities.

Rob Springman is an Ass Smasher.

by Slobo March 12, 2008

slashed

think 'slashed tires' - hence the origin of the word. slashed is the opposite of wheelz; it means having no wheelz or being overall awkward with girls (or guys!)

dude ... you are so slashed, it's not even funny.

by purplefairy September 28, 2010

slashed

A word to describe extreme intoxication.

The word was discovered by the American alcohol specialist Evan Nelson, who, upon consumption of massive amounts of hard liquor, accidentally combined the words sloshed and smashed to describe himself.

Usually slashed would be used to describe someone who can no long make intelligent verbal comments.

"Dude, how do you feel?"

"DUDE.... I'm so... fuuuccckkkkk.... nyah.... slashed.....!"

by Evan Nelson October 13, 2004