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Get the Vanessa Slone mug.A man who does calisthenics. He has a legendary bloodline. His grandfather was an infamous climber who would climb the holy lands of your mother’s pussy. His father created National Geographic and is a skilled archeologist. His brother Oliver packs a huge 1000$ telescope for which he shows off to his girlfriend Jacqueline. Leif went to a tennis camp in Wake Forest North Carolina where he learned how to jerk off to the tennis balls. He thinks he is the main character, but that role is reserved for James Chen. Whenever Leif fucks a girl he says he will give her the one piece. Leif’s penis curves like an L. You may think that is a problem, but whenever he gets a boner, his penis becomes so long that it doesn’t even matter because he will rail you sideways.
Omg this guy’s penis was so weirdly shaped but so long. He kept telling me that the one piece was real and that he would give it to him. What even is a one piece? Sounds like you have a Leif Sloan.
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Ways in which it is used : To cream pie the penis I put it usually a drain pipe or other plumbing material. The woman then has to use metal foresips to spread he vagina far enough apart for the penis to fit in. Once in the penis is in and has a target it will then send a large amount of signal to the brain to kick in overdrive, this is where it will begin to vibrate and start to shoot out not sperm in liquid form but in more of a mud sandwich.
Ways in which it is used : To cream pie the penis I put it usually a drain pipe or other plumbing material. The woman then has to use metal foresips to spread he vagina far enough apart for the penis to fit in. Once in the penis is in and has a target it will then send a large amount of signal to the brain to kick in overdrive, this is where it will begin to vibrate and start to shoot out not sperm in liquid form but in more of a mud sandwich.
User : hey girl wanna get mud sandwiched, I have the power of my 12 inch slong
Girl : wow you must be quite the man, sure thing
Girl : wow you must be quite the man, sure thing
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Person 2. What a gold digging scoundrel they are!
Person 2. What a gold digging scoundrel they are!
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