sladzene

n. Gentleman's reading matter containing no visual references to members of the opposite gender in a state of undress.
Derivation: Conjugation of salad (i.e. no meat), lad's and magazine

The bird said she'd buy me some adult reading matter to occupy me on the crapper, but all she got was a sladzene!

by PamelaPamela July 7, 2011

SADSH

Term used by maripe isu and dada to say suck a dick so hard

Marip:Turn off the lights
Dada:its isu's turn
Isu:I'm not doing it!
Dada and marip: LIKE YOU CAN SADSH

by maripe August 22, 2011

Skadsemed

The act of cutting off all physical contact with your friends once you find a significant other, while still staying Facebook friends.

Dude, I can't believe he got married. I didn't even get invited, he totally Skadsemed me!

After she met her boyfriend, she told him that we slept together years ago and now she super Skadsemed me.

by Pepperoni Bandit1 June 24, 2012

sladdling

When a woman straddles another person's face and slides back and forth for pleasure.

I only get off from sladdling.

by JuicyClitour June 4, 2014

Sladdo

When Dylan won't buy the shoes you said

"Don't be a sladdo"

by Fdhjgfvhjhnn October 2, 2016

Salads

Pubic hairs.

When the pubic hairs of a male and female are touching each other during sex it's considered "making a salad".

P ranked my friend by rubbing his tooth brush on my crotch and I didn't bother removing the salads.

by KCThatDude January 30, 2017

sadsters

A sad person in need of a true friend who will help them and usually the person they are comforted by is rude to them.

Ex. That girl is so sadsters

by Laylachip February 22, 2017