slack queen (SQ)

A desirable, dignified woman who fulfills the duties of a man's wife/girlfriend while the wife/girlfriend reaps the benefits of her labor. The man seeks/uses the SQ to take up his wife's/girlfriend's slack but is still committed to making sure his wife/girlfriend is cherished on the forefront. Unfortunately, he manipulates the SQ into believing she is just as relevant as his wife/girlfriend who doesn't fulfill his needs consistently. ( other titles: side chick, mistress, other woman, secret lover) ("Slack" refers to limited or no.... cooking, love-making, comforting, or helping with any thing a man may need.)

The CEO called his Slack Queen (SQ) to bring him lunch because his wife didn't feel like coming out in the cold. After lunch, he thanked the Slack Queen (SQ), and then went home to pick his wife up to take her on a trip to Italy.

by A Rare Find May 16, 2020

Slack Factor

The ratio of the number of employees in a firm, to the number of Slack channels used by the firm. The higher the Slack Factor, the higher the number of Slack channels per employee, and the lower the possibility of finding that one message you know you just read a minute ago that you needed to respond to.

I just saw a question from Larry, but our Slack Factor is so high, I don't even remember what channel it was in any more. I guess he's not getting an answer.

by Neuticle September 30, 2021

Slack guy

Somebody who’s antics are indescribable

William Hutton is a slack guy

by Rick rosstrich October 22, 2018

Madison faith slack

The best person in the world, second to none

i wish i was like madison faith slack

by Secrrtfann March 27, 2024

slack nirvana

a mental state where you no longer feel guilty for not having responded to messages your co-workers have sent you on Slack. you reach this state after sheer exhaustion and burn out, typically.

I knew I was contributing so much, and I was on the verge of burn out. The fact that I attained Slack nirvana is helping me stay calm for longer.

by raknahs December 27, 2021

Slack jacking

When someone takes over a thread on the Slack messaging app for their own purpose

I was talking to Mark in the update channel in Slack and the entire sales team decided slack jacking would be a good idea to discuss how to sell it.

by FRITGuru September 24, 2025

Multi-slacking

Doing multiple non-productive things at once. E.G. Playing Words with Friends, shopping on Amazon, watching Vines, etc.

I didn't get my report at work done cuz I was multi-slacking.

by Brainblaze January 12, 2015