slack privilege

blaming poor performance on prior poor performance

Logan's room had declined cartoonish depiction, as he invoked slack privilege to family and friends.

by MikeFigurski February 22, 2023

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Slack hold

The act of holding your penis with the intent to masturbate.

I was sitting on the toilet with a slack hold and then I got walked in on

by Some_canadian_prime_minister November 9, 2020

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Slack Week

Also known as Reading Week, it's a University student's equivalent to March Break.

University student 1: What are you doing for Reading Week?
University student 2: Not much. Think I'll veg on the couch and watch soaps all day. You?
University student 1: I think I'll work on my Methods (Sociology) assignments and study for the midterm. Haven't decided what else I'll do.

University student 2: Happy Slack Week

by HasFurTwins February 15, 2024

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slack queen (SQ)

A desirable, dignified woman who fulfills the duties of a man's wife/girlfriend while the wife/girlfriend reaps the benefits of her labor. The man seeks/uses the SQ to take up his wife's/girlfriend's slack but is still committed to making sure his wife/girlfriend is cherished on the forefront. Unfortunately, he manipulates the SQ into believing she is just as relevant as his wife/girlfriend who doesn't fulfill his needs consistently. ( other titles: side chick, mistress, other woman, secret lover) ("Slack" refers to limited or no.... cooking, love-making, comforting, or helping with any thing a man may need.)

The CEO called his Slack Queen (SQ) to bring him lunch because his wife didn't feel like coming out in the cold. After lunch, he thanked the Slack Queen (SQ), and then went home to pick his wife up to take her on a trip to Italy.

by A Rare Find May 16, 2020

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