kick a ski

to smoke a cigarette.
short for kicking back and smoking a buttski
obviously buttski came from brewski since cigarettes and beer go hand in hand. or 1 in each hand at the same time that is!

while sitting in a nonsmoking bar: "yo you wanna go kick a ski?"

by PaulyM December 28, 2007

Ski Sloping

The act of anally penetrating someone with force using gravity and the skill of sking down a slope. The victim is stuck in a stationary position at the end of the slope.

dude i totally feel like ski sloping kmster at the mall of the emirates indoor slope.

by hax0rdewd September 15, 2010

off skiing

This is basically a fuller version of "offski"

"Dude I'm off skiing now"

by Claire_210406 August 24, 2006

Après ski

When someone wants to sound posh or cool. Literally means after ski but cunts and dickheads will refer it to getting fucked up and eating.

Oh hello young squire. You coming out for a spot of Après ski to get the wife limbered up before we put the car keys in a bowl at our place?

by Samsonite27 March 14, 2018

jet ski

When a girl gets wet and the guy eats her out.

sup max, lets go jet sking.

by i love maxwell November 3, 2010

skiing with natasha

Having sex.

Background: a reference to the idea that a weekend skiing with a girl names "Natasha" leads to people speculating that you and Natasha have been having sex.

"I knew Ken and Alice were hanging out a lot together, but I didn't realize they were skiing with Natasha." or

Greg is really uptight. He needs desperately to go skiing with Natasha.

by DrMomentum April 22, 2005

Jet Ski

To bury one's face in the breasts of a woman with A cups while making a raspberry. Basically, an attempt to motor boat on a woman breasts that aren't at the size necessary to motor boat.

Charlie smiled as he quickly shoved his face into Diana's breasts and made a motor boat sound shaking his head. Unfortunately, Diana lack the proper equipment and he was left with a jet ski.

by TopGunOriginal9 June 29, 2011