Strategically laying down 2 sheets of toilet paper (in the toilet) before you off-load a big dump. This can be use to appease your significant other, or show respect while using a host's restroom.
"Honey, you need to get in here and clean this toilet before my friends show up. It looks like a truck stop in here"
- should have hit it with a "courtesy 2-sheeter"
Or
"I could have stopped eating chipotle, but it was easier to implement the 'courtesy 2-sheeter' instead."
- should have hit it with a "courtesy 2-sheeter"
Or
"I could have stopped eating chipotle, but it was easier to implement the 'courtesy 2-sheeter' instead."
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A ritual performed by the Azukeelah Tribe in Tanzania in Africa. Skeeted is the past tense of the word skeet. It involved the male pulling out his penis before ejaculation and cumming on the females face to prevent pregnancy.
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The new Nissan Sky is skeeterific.
This lemonade is totally skeeterific.
Dude, your mom is skeeterific.
This lemonade is totally skeeterific.
Dude, your mom is skeeterific.
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someone that is a cheat or whore. who gets around, but lies about it. mostly used to describe a shady girl.
"She is a cum-guzzling Skeeger"
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