Lancing up the situation

1: The act of blocking every single person on your IM friend's list due to yourself being outwitted

2: Upon finding out someone is making fun of your bi-sexuality you yell out the word "Defamation!" and threaten the offender with legal action.

1: Dude, he totally Lanced up the situation when Joe made fun of him.

2: John is being threatened by him because he called him a fag for his bi-curious tendencies.

by CHANTAL DID IT August 28, 2005

smile-smile situation

A situation in which two people both find themselves smiling at something said from one to the other.

Similar to a win-win situation.

Girl: You're cute
Boy: No you're cute
Girl: ahh that made me smile
Boy: that made me smile too
Girl: looks like we found ourselves in a smile-smile situation

by maeee. April 13, 2011

ryan’s sleeping situation

Ryan sleeps in his nut. He nuts in his pants and then passes out. Ryan thinks this is fine because he showers in the morning. It’s not.

Ryan: hey want to hear about Ryan’s sleeping situation.
Dylan: ew no I know you sleep in your nut. Also why did you refer to it in the third person dumbass.

by Skeet from Jimmy Nutron February 26, 2019

Loose Loose Situation

When a situation is incredibly loose.

let the other person know u don't want n e thing 2 do with the situation it's a loose loose situation

by diemer October 2, 2010

3-way situation

If 2 guys meet one girl together then they both have to be there if the girl is willing to show her boobs

Justin: Well I saw her boobs, check mate
Steven: Did you actually?
Justin: no lol
Steven: Good cause I have to be there when it happens because this is a 3-way situation

by watty20202020 January 5, 2012

Any Situation Meme (ASM)

A meme that you keep saved in the photo album of your phone for any situation. Wheather it be over text or in real life when, someone who has an ASM is usually the coolest guy there and the life of the party (situation).

Person 1 "I sang every lyric to thrift shop, swears and everything!"

Person 2 *shows phone* "Watchout, we got a badass over here!"

Person 1 "nice Any Situation Meme (ASM)"

by Derptasticman August 20, 2013

accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.)

What happens in the depth of the night when you accidentally find yourself curled around someone.

My buddy crawled into bed with me and I woke up in an accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.).

by Jackal007 December 1, 2013