Ding single

This is a very bad person most likely a scammer and probably is involved with communism

Ding singles usually have the worst team in there fansty league

Yo I heard that kid is a ding single let's go rob him and ruin his fansty football team

by Brandon wojanh September 6, 2022

Single wiper

When you pinch off a fat log and it only takes one wipe to clean up.

Friend: Dude that was a quick trip to the bathroom.

Me: yeah it was a single wiper.

by Angry Steve January 10, 2017

single-ationship

Being with someone. but having a mutual understanding of what is and what's not when it comes to talking to other people outside o your relationship with that one person.

what's understood doesn't need to be explained

Me and Adam are in a single-ationship

by anonkymous October 16, 2018

single train

When you havent been in a relationship for 6 months plus. you are officially single. and apart of the single train.

hey lisa
hey poophead
wyd
nun
how long you been single for
man i masturbate with a toothbrush, ive been single for a whole year
damn wtf tmi bitch
oh my bad
okay youre officially part of the single train
damn
damn

by KoalazRsEXy February 26, 2020

Single shaming

Spreading destructive gossip and slander about people, especially guys, that are single. Alienating and isolating guys that are single that either have chosen to remain single or simply can't get any dates due to a toxic social atmosphere and/or lack of quality women. Getting single guys in trouble for mingling.

The single guy was excluded from the group because he was single. He was a victim of single shaming. The single man's ban from the club was a form of single shaming.

by He who knows11 July 13, 2022

single couple

A couple who has no children.

We are available Saturday Night because we are a single couple without need for a babysitter.

by CapitolHillNJ August 12, 2019

Single sideism

When you spent so much time allowing yourself to indulge your randomsearchophilia that you start to only believe the first articles you see on any topic. This can lead to misinformation and for pop culture myths to spread at a rapid-fire rate.

Friend 1: "I heard that Lady Gaga is a Satanist."

Friend 2: "Where did you hear that, because it's not true."

Friend 1: "It's gotta be. I read it when I was Googling."

Friend 2: "Dude, you're suffering from some serious single sideism."

by Cosplay Gir September 11, 2010