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Sister-In-Law

IT is an over weight, miserable woman,
related to Your husband.

IT is Someone who looks an awful lot like Your Monster In-Law.

IT is Someone who expects respect for no good reasons whatsoever.

IT is Someone who thinks She can say and do whateverthehell She wants, and get away with it.

IT is Someone who thinks she can have whatever She wants, especially rich married men (with children) who own businesses.

IT is Someone who wants You to have an abortion to make Herself feel better, because, the year before, She had one, and can't stand the thought of seeing a beautiful little newborn.

IT is Someone who has a really, really, realllllly bad snobby accent.
It was a Sunday night, in like 1998, There was a day off School the next day. So, on purpose We placed Our Children at a friend's house to go out to dinner with Hubbys family, knowing Sister-in-Law, AKA Home Wrecker, AKA Gold digger,AKA divorced3xLoser will be looking for FREE CHILD CARE for Monday and would have her kids with her at the Restaurant,with hopes to get a sleep over going at OUR HOUSE...Then, here weeeee go!! Hubby and I walk in (Childless,hahaha) to The Restaurant & Lisa starts screaming in a fit of rage...again...at her parents and everybody at the table "WHO'S GOING TO WATCH MY KIDS TOMORROW?!(((with a snobby acccent)))She sulked all night, was a B*tch to everyone, and She said, "PEOPLE NEED TO GROW UP". She wouldn't even look at Us the whole night.... It was WONDERFUL.

Summer 2001: Lisa is screaming in a fit of rage again... I NEED A CAR! Let me use Your wife's car! THIS IS MY WEEKEND!(((with a snobby accent)))

Way back when... It was 1995,I believe, after My Hubby's Brain Surgery: Lisa is screaming in a fit of rage...again! " YOU DON"T LOOOOVVVVVE MYYYYY BROTHERRRRRR! YOU DON"T DO ANYTHING FOR HIM. I LOVE MY BROTHER...(((With a snobby accent)))
by Wanda Marie July 18, 2006
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Snifter

A short stemmed glass used by WASPs to drink whiskey and hipsters to drink beer.
Person 1 - 'This ale should be drunk in a snifter by the fire.'
Person 2 - 'You're no longer my friend.'
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swole sister

A fit, strong, healthy, hard-bodied woman who lifts weights as part of her lifestyle.
One advantage of being a swole sister is it prevents pathetic, mousy chumps from thinking they have a shot with you.
by jimibulgin January 20, 2012
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rosie and her four sisters

a euphamistic term in which a male masturbates. the human hand consists of a thumb and four fingers. Rosie is the thumb and her four sisters consist of the phalangies.
Refugio could not have sex with his girl friend one night, so he went with rosie and her four sisters.
by datnigga26 August 13, 2010
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Sister Gettas

Sister Gettas is one of the hottest girls in the world. But beware of her over-protective brother gus gus.
"Damn yo...Sister Gettas is dank."
"Titty One, Titty Two=Sister Gettas"
by SG LOVER August 17, 2004
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shifter kart

Go-kart made with an engine from a motocross motorcycle (Moto, typ. Honda CR125) or a purpose built shifter motor known as an ICC.

Shifter karts are characterized by insanely fast acceleration and extreme cornering ability. Surpringly inexpensive to purchase, they are a little-known secret to developing true driving ability. Virtually all drivers in every racing series ran a shifter kart at some point and most continue to as it's the best training method available.
I love racing guys that think their cars are fast, my shifter kart can run rings around any car on the road today.
by KartBoy92627 November 30, 2004
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sister fister

a brother or even a sister that likes to casualy fist their sister up the vagina or even the arse hole. Most of the time resulting in a very sore vagina/anus, and if caught resulting in a sentence of 10 years in jouvey.
(here is a role-play of a sister fister and his sister)
Kirsten after a long sleep
Kirsten: o hi there Aaron i didnt see you over there in that dark corner.
Aaron: You dont need to see me, you just need to feel me
Aaron and Kirsten both grin and Kirsten turns around
by mitch aka titch September 2, 2008
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