connor shumaker

Treats women terrible but doesn't know it. Has a girl fall in love then leaves. Show a good time then leaves. He never had any intentions on staying. Will lie to keep you in his life when he feels he still needs you. Just a bad person

Wow she's really hurting... the work of Connor shumaker.

by Unknown915 March 8, 2017

The Shuman

The opposite of the shocker. Two in the butt one in the front.

The shocker wasn't getting a rise out of my girl so I decided to give her "the Shuman"

by Esteban Shumenator December 1, 2022

skawawawawawawawawawawawa — shumaumaumatoumaumaumataishumaumaumatoumaumaumaernkom

the sound that you make when your beatboxing

(idk if this is even going through the mods of ud rn-

*beatboxing* skawawawawawawawawawawawa — shumaumaumatoumaumaumataishumaumaumatoumaumaumaernkom

by marisrandom October 13, 2023

2 Pump Shump

When a man unleashes two monster size loads into the same persons mouth, but is 2 separate ejaculation, in a short time frame.

Bro 1: I heard you took Sally home last night, bro. What did you do?

Bro 2: She gave me a 2 pump shump!

Bro 1: Dude.

by BillWiTheScienceFi2 November 7, 2018

Sparkle pocket shumday ice cream

The act of doing anal and penetrating through the uterus lining into the vagina , usually weakened from child birth. Finishing in her vagina and when you pull out you let her make a shit cum Sunday swirl on you or your surroundings.

Was smashing my missus back doors in and I broke through to her sparkle pocket , was so hot we came instantly . When I pulled out everything came out like a Sunday machine. Thus making a “sparkle pocket shumday Ice cream “

by Bush_bog69 June 26, 2025