socketipitis

A condition in which your eyes feel like they are going to fall out of your head after heavy use on the computer.

Having played computer all day with hardly no breaks by the end of the day I had socketipitis

by midnight007 April 8, 2008

Shocktail

A shocktail is a clear beverage in a glass, discovered the morning after a hell bender. You assume it the the glass of water you partially drank before passing out. However to your taste buds horror, it is the melted cocktail of last night. That Vodka taste jerks you to attention, and you teeter on the precipice of projectile vomiting or passing out.

David rolled over in bed, asked his girl to hand him his water, unfortunately she handed him a shocktail and he has never fully recovered.... Sadly.

by 86Futzer July 29, 2011

Shookethening

The act of a series of a group of people all of a sudden been shooketh

Bella was spilling tea about a person in her friend group and everyone was so shooketh it caused more and more people to be shooketh as well which caused a shookethening

by Its.chuu August 5, 2017

shockercocker

A man w an unusually large , uncircumcised dick who shocks wives, girlfriends , total strangers when they see it. Often gawked at by millennials changing under their towels, resulting in serious head injury as they struggle to keep their modesty .

When Tony walked thru the locker room that Cooper guy fell over struggling under his towel when he saw his cock. Tony’s a shockercocker

by Davedale August 28, 2019

Shocker

I word used sarcastically by Helene a lot.

Landon: Wait, he got first?!
Helene: Ya, a real shocker.

by Fuel483slow October 5, 2022

shoket

1. A person who uses bias to form strange conclusions about the future of the universe

2. A shoket can also be a person who contradicts himself

1. person 1: what’s that guy on about
person 2: oh he’s talking about how he thinks gay people will take over the planet, he’s such a shoket
2. person 1: sir i got 75% on this quiz
person 2: that’s not good enough

person 3: but i only got 50% and he hasn’t said anything to me yet- he’s such a shoket!

by Gaygobbler June 11, 2023

electro-shocker

Amazing, godly concoction brewed by the gods. Seriously, dude, the gods drink it. Athena once drank it and then had to feel her face. She then orgasmed which caused Mount Vesuvius to erupt, killing all the citizens of Pompeii.

A.K.A.

Half-full can of Rockstar Energy Drink, the rest with Blue Wave Vodka, sometimes with a splash of citrus Svedka Vodka.

Ron: "Yooo, im mad high and made this drink, called the Electro-Shocker. Try it."
Jeremy: "Ok."
Jeremy: *Takes sip*
Jeremy: "Woahhhh..."

by The Greek Nut March 15, 2011