carolina shitman

When someone thinks they have a fast car but it's really slow. They are a shitman instead of a hitman.

Dorsey thinks he's the Carolina hitman but he's really the Carolina shitman.

by TN1/8thracer October 19, 2020

Bricked shitcan

A commode that has been rendered inoperable, by any means natural or unnatural.

Don’t use the men’s room in the upper deck, nothing in there but bricked shitcans

by El Floppo April 4, 2022

Honda shitline

A underappreciated Truck that everyone talks trash about because it not really not a truck it's just a weird ass four wheeler that has a built in beer cooler in the truck bed and drives smoother than your Toyota Prius

Look at Jerry in his Honda shitline you know he's gotta have at least 12 cases in the trunk

by Jefg8r April 17, 2022

Encyclopedia Shitanica

When a person has infinite knowledge of worthless information.

1) You knew what the first commercial on VHS was, and showed me, you are Envyclopedia Shitanica

2) Mr Encyclopedia Shitanica lectured me on the origins of wood

3) The Encyclopedia Shitanica weighs more than the average weight of an empty beer can

by Scottneh December 17, 2023

Bricking a shitcan

The act of rendering a commode inoperable simply by defecating, as if one had literally “shit a brick.”

I feel so bad for backing up my parents’ toilet. I want then to know me for my skills other than bricking a shitcan.

by thierrion May 19, 2022

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