Shituated

Condenses two words into one: Shit and Situated; as in "I've got to get my shit situated".

Man, I've gotta get shituated.

by CeVincCenzeeznze June 11, 2018

Shartfaced

like drunk (with a similar etymology of shitfaced) but, a gabzillion times more.

Sharon, I told you not to get shartfaced on the toffee vodka! now you've thrown up again!

by MoosesNoosesLtd December 9, 2018

shitframed

Entering a bathroom that was recently the site of a horrific anal exorcism, where the creator of said exorcism has already vacated the premises, and subsequently taking the blame as new users enter the crime scene...

Eddie was shitframed for Duke's China Buffet-induced major bowel evacuation, as Duke had already gone back to his desk, but to Eddie's misfortune, Philps followed him in...

by The BS Express September 26, 2022

shitfuckdickballs

a general exclamation of discontent, surprise, pain, or stuff like that.

shitfuckdickballs!

by definer6942021 March 30, 2023

shitnaked

When you're in the shower, but you're also gonna take a shit.

Person 1: Hey could you provide me a towel here, leave it by the knob. I'm shitnaked.
Person 2: Did it.
Person 1: Thanks, homie!

by PiranhaFeet May 16, 2023

Shitfuckdamn

A misunderstanding that English learners sometimes have about cuss words.

Sometimes, when he got mad, he would say, ‘Oh Shitfuckdamn,’ because he didn’t realize you were just supposed to pick one.

by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023

shitmageddon

The most extreme type of bowel evacuation known to man. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal…to anyone downwind.

Coroner: Sharon accidentally killed three bystanders after she performed Shitmageddon on the subway platform. Two others are in critical condition at a nearby hospital.

Reporter: What was the cause?

Coroner: Our hazmat team at the site has detected traces of Thai food and Taco Bell.

Reporter: Dear god.

by Done it all dave December 25, 2023