Are you shitting my dick

Are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick right now

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022

are you shitting me

it basically means are you serious

Megan had sex with Sarah's boyfriend?are you shitting me .

by that bxtch April 17, 2009

Shitting An Axe

having a bitch fit that cannot be measured by anything other than putting the words shit and axe right next to each other in a progressive tense

ms. aman was shitting an axe all over patricks face when he was late to the last rehearsal

by //ReiXgh// February 25, 2010

Shifting and Drifting

The practice of moving between relationships at an ungodly pace.

All of those first years are "Shifting and Drifting"

by JackMack95 August 2, 2012

shitting distance

Being with in a close enough range to home to be able to quickly return to take a dump.

I'm within shitting distance so I'll be right back.

by GatSmith January 31, 2014

shitting tears

a silly goofy way to describe how hard you're laughing at something, mostly used over text

person 1: *sends meme*
person 2: LMAOAOAO IM SHITTING TEARS
person 1: BWAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!??!

by isorib July 17, 2022

shit shifting

The act of moving any item/items to another place.

That table is so cluttered! I better do some shit shifting.

by blips April 1, 2008