shistafinger

The resultant of using cheap toilet paper that separates and has structural failure when wiping one's ass.

" Damn cheap toilet paper, my fingers poked through and now I've got a bad case of Shistafinger".
stinky finger
shitty finger
code brown hands
Brown finger nail polish

by King Bariteke November 20, 2013

shipstorm

When you suddenly start shipping things you normally wouldn't, most likely produced from seeing too many crack ships

"I wasn't able to sleep last night, I had a major shipstorm."

by Mountain Slushie November 22, 2014

Shist

Noun.
Somewhere between a shart and a mist. A very light shart that can usually be heard and smelled but barely felt, a bit like someone sneezing on you. A shist might feel like a light misting from an atomiser, but sound and smell repugnant, possibly even leaving a very slight stain on your clothes or indeed even your skin. In rare cases of a silent shist the only clue that you may have been shisted on is a delicate feeling akin to water vapour condensing on your cheek on a misty day.

Verb: Shisted

Sarah: Oh god what was that noise? Did Lily poo on you?
Mike: I don't think so, but it smells like it... Oh wait, she shisted!

After fearing the worst from a shart, Dave was somewhat relieved when he took off his underpants to find he had merely shisted.

by 24gears July 2, 2014

shitstain

A really fucking stupid person you can't rely to do anything on.

A spot where your child or pet decided it would be a good idea to take a shit, thus leaving a shitstain.

''You shitstain, you can't do anything!''

''I need you to clean that shitstain our dog left.''

by Namaste_Bitches February 16, 2017

Shister mug

Someone who’s a bullshitter and is full of themselves all the time. But doesn’t realise they are so full of themselves

Pheobe is such a shister mug. She does this to me all the time I hate it.

by Jaja3 September 9, 2018

Shitstickle

A frozen piece of shit that is used later as a cool refreshment

Oh that’s a yum shitstickle you have there

by STicklest February 14, 2019

shietz

A name that defines someone as a balding oji-san. Typically balding on twitch.

Man, that guy's a piece of shietz. FeelsShietzMan.

by Balding on twitch.tv/shietz October 6, 2019