Friend 1: Are you still going to meet us for lunch in an hour?
Friend 2: Yeah I'll be there I just need to shit, shine, and shave.
Friend 2: Yeah I'll be there I just need to shit, shine, and shave.
by Waylon520 August 27, 2011
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a. To rescue from harm, danger, or loss.
b. To set free from the consequences of sin; redeem.
2. To keep in a safe condition; safeguard.
a. To rescue from harm, danger, or loss.
b. To set free from the consequences of sin; redeem.
2. To keep in a safe condition; safeguard.
The term was derived from a true story surrounding an assassination attempt on a member of a Scottish family based in the Glasgow area with Celtic connections.
The hitman missed his intended target when he failed to take account of the subjects poor fitness when running.
The resultant shot landed in the calf area and not the ass where he had been paid to land his shot.
The hitman was never paid, the subject lived on to continue his simple existence and a new slang phrase was born.... You "saved-my-ass".
The hitman missed his intended target when he failed to take account of the subjects poor fitness when running.
The resultant shot landed in the calf area and not the ass where he had been paid to land his shot.
The hitman was never paid, the subject lived on to continue his simple existence and a new slang phrase was born.... You "saved-my-ass".
by TheCopaKing October 26, 2013
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A beautiful girl that's shy yet very aggressive. She has long beautiful hair and eyes that shimmer in the sun.She has a mind of her own.Any boy would chase after her beauty and kindness.She is an intelligent and understandable person who also can help anyone in need.
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2. Tool used to make percussive music on the hardhats of Doozers by Fraggles.
3. A tool that reminds you of nineteenth century torture devices designed to rid females of their hysteria
2. Tool used to make percussive music on the hardhats of Doozers by Fraggles.
3. A tool that reminds you of nineteenth century torture devices designed to rid females of their hysteria
by Sprockett++ August 9, 2008
Get the stave shaver mug.Mrs Brown felt greta-shamed after her teenaged child shouted "how dare you ask me if I've finished my homework"!
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"Honey, you need to shave in a lower way."
"Honey, you need to shave in a lower way."
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The Brazillian is a great example of the way ALL ladies should be! Pornstars are renound for their shaven haven's.
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