This man right here is a top, top shagger. He is smart, sometimes, but a deaddddd baller but thinks he's good. Overall, he's a decent mate to have around you but always has the worst opinions when it comes to football.
by Psychodronic June 30, 2021

The most clingy, cheerful person you will ever meet. She will jump right in front of you and make your day bright no matter what season you're going through. Shane is a short girl but have a big dream and a huge energy that you will never get tired to be with her everyday. Shane is also a gorgeous, tough, and a pure heart that can make you flutter.
by Päul Hùntèr June 8, 2021

a desperate individual who hits up girls at 1 am looking for that booty. he likely has numerous STDs and a 3 inch penis. However he makes for this with his arrogance and simplicity.
"shit shane cromwell just texted me" -some chick
"fuck, it's that creep again. block his ass" -some dude
"fuck, it's that creep again. block his ass" -some dude
by swigswag22 October 11, 2017

that damn diamond company that has those stupid radio commercials that are the exact same every time. "now you have a friend i the diamond business..."
by . March 21, 2016

a shane merrick (Alfheim0nline) is the best drug dealer with the biggest dick (14.5 inc) (jackhammer)
by Im wildturtle June 12, 2017

Kim kardashians sex tape would have been better if ray j finished by doing some Shane McMahoning all over the place
by Lemonbubbblez December 14, 2013

by CrackaMcLackin October 29, 2020
