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Shlabbing

The act in which a male shaves his penis, gooch and balls in the shower.
1) Stop shlabbing your junk in my shower.
2) Gotta shlabb the mangina in the shower for tonights date.
3) Ah, a fellow shlabber; I could tell you were one by the way you carry yourself.
by AY052194 February 9, 2013
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Shlacking

Someone who is slacking off, being lazy, or just being plain stupid
Lj and Sean were caught shlacking by chica when he found them tryna pipe Glendale freshmen
by L and the J's September 1, 2017
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Zen Shopping

The art of using someone elses preferences in order to shape your purchases. The idea is to broaden your horizons by letting someone else choose for you.

The process is relatively simple.

Step 1: Find a person who looks like they know what they're going to buy.

Step 2: Follow said person to their destination, and take note of their purchases.

Step 3: Purchase an item(or items) identical to that of the person (within your financial limit).

Step 4: return home and enjoy whatever purchases you have made, be they food, music, or literature, you must eat, listen to or read every bit respectively.
We were bored as hell so we decided to do a little zen shopping.
by AraChN!D May 12, 2009
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good old shopping cart

going in a shopping cart while being pushed full speed into a curb and then fyling out into a bush or flatground. perferably on video.
Lets go get a good old shopping cart for fun.
by dustin c wanka September 21, 2005
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Grocery Shopping

Shopping that happens when you finally get tired of eating crackers and/or are out of soap. May involve searching for the mustard, since it isn't next to the ketchup, until you find mustard next to the hot dogs or something else equally logical.
My girlfriend always asks me to go grocery shopping with her but it's a really annoying way to spend time.
by prinnyfan April 8, 2009
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lawn shopping

taking lawn ornaments such as statues, garden balls, signs, and other decorations from people's yards late at night
My immature friends and I go lawn shopping every weekend and drive around breaking the shit we steal.
by brankmank December 31, 2003
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Shit Slapping

The act of bum rushing a fucker on the toilet and slapping the shit out of them....
Mom ask's why Im home so early from school? My reply... I got suspeneded for Shit Slapping Andrew Brown in the bathroom!
by Ray July 2, 2004
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