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Mikaela : DUDE I HAD A THINGY IN MY WOO HA YESTERDAY I MUST COPE WITH MY NEW VISIONS OF SOCIETY
Jesse : Um dude... What's so different...
Jesse : And please never say you had a thingy in your woo ha again. That's disturbing.
Mikaela : DUDE I HAD A THINGY IN MY WOO HA YESTERDAY I MUST COPE WITH MY NEW VISIONS OF SOCIETY
Jesse : Um dude... What's so different...
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by iLikeThingsThatArePoo July 14, 2016
Get the Sex mug.Ally And Xavier were together in a forest together. They had been kissing for a while but now Xavier wanted more.
He held Ally close and ripped off her t-shirt, exposing her bra over her massive tits. He then grabbed her and started rubbing her tits and she moaned. Soon, her bra is off too and she is laying on the floor, moaning some more as Xavier sucks and kisses her tits. She moans even more. She then pulls of her skirt and tights. She lays on the floor, half naked and Xavier reveals her pussy. He then sticks his fingers up her wet pussy and she moans even more louder. She then got up, and looked at me, fully dressed. Then she unbuttoned his shirt, massaging his abs. He then pulled of his pants and then removed his boxers to reveal his 9 incher. She started licking the tip of it and massaging it in her hands. He then put his body onto hers and they both fell on the ground. His 9 incher penetrated into her wet pussy, and she moaned and screamed.
She shrieked for him to go harder and faster, he obeyed.
Ally could feel the cum dripping into her pussy and Xavier fucked her hard. Ally widened her legs and Xavier grabbed her tits again. He started massaging them and she let out a scream. Soon her pussy was dripping with cum. They rolled onto the floor and Xavier stood up, still inside Ally and pinned her against a tree, going under her to get the last few inches in. They separated and passed out.
He held Ally close and ripped off her t-shirt, exposing her bra over her massive tits. He then grabbed her and started rubbing her tits and she moaned. Soon, her bra is off too and she is laying on the floor, moaning some more as Xavier sucks and kisses her tits. She moans even more. She then pulls of her skirt and tights. She lays on the floor, half naked and Xavier reveals her pussy. He then sticks his fingers up her wet pussy and she moans even more louder. She then got up, and looked at me, fully dressed. Then she unbuttoned his shirt, massaging his abs. He then pulled of his pants and then removed his boxers to reveal his 9 incher. She started licking the tip of it and massaging it in her hands. He then put his body onto hers and they both fell on the ground. His 9 incher penetrated into her wet pussy, and she moaned and screamed.
She shrieked for him to go harder and faster, he obeyed.
Ally could feel the cum dripping into her pussy and Xavier fucked her hard. Ally widened her legs and Xavier grabbed her tits again. He started massaging them and she let out a scream. Soon her pussy was dripping with cum. They rolled onto the floor and Xavier stood up, still inside Ally and pinned her against a tree, going under her to get the last few inches in. They separated and passed out.
by TheresNothingHeree February 14, 2021
Get the Sex mug.christine:hey sharon
Sharon:Hiya. How have you been?
christine:at the moment I'm horny.
sharon:*looks around* Oh really?
christine:yeah. and I've been a bad girl and my pussy needs to be punished.
Sharon walked over and wrapped her arms around christine.
she unsnapped the button on her jeans and christine blushed.
"I think I can be of service." sharon replied. Christine's jeans fell to the floor, and sharon started to help christine undress. she pushed christine and she fell on the couch. She bent her head over christine's crotch and started to eat her out. christine moaned at the top of her lungs. "I'm hungry too, you know." christine said. sharon stood, and stripped down. she lied on the couch and spread her legs. christine fingered her pussy for a while, then kiss sharon square on the mouth. she bent her head and kissed her collarbone, she kissed the base of her breast and tongued her nipple, she kissed her belly, and her naval. She reached her pussy and slid her tongue in and out. sharon moaned with pleasure. christine lifted her head and let some spit spill into her pussy. she went back to tonguing her pussy.
they had sex until they passed out.
Sharon:Hiya. How have you been?
christine:at the moment I'm horny.
sharon:*looks around* Oh really?
christine:yeah. and I've been a bad girl and my pussy needs to be punished.
Sharon walked over and wrapped her arms around christine.
she unsnapped the button on her jeans and christine blushed.
"I think I can be of service." sharon replied. Christine's jeans fell to the floor, and sharon started to help christine undress. she pushed christine and she fell on the couch. She bent her head over christine's crotch and started to eat her out. christine moaned at the top of her lungs. "I'm hungry too, you know." christine said. sharon stood, and stripped down. she lied on the couch and spread her legs. christine fingered her pussy for a while, then kiss sharon square on the mouth. she bent her head and kissed her collarbone, she kissed the base of her breast and tongued her nipple, she kissed her belly, and her naval. She reached her pussy and slid her tongue in and out. sharon moaned with pleasure. christine lifted her head and let some spit spill into her pussy. she went back to tonguing her pussy.
they had sex until they passed out.
by Blonde_Lesbian April 13, 2008
Get the sex mug.me and my boyfriend were talking dirty on the fone. so we decided he would come to my house to swim and do that stuff. so he comes to my house and we imidiatly start kissing. so he takes off my top and bottoms and sucks on my nipples. i let out a little groan. so i go underwater and take his shorts off. and i say get on the ladder. he does so his dick is rock hard now and he is up in the air. so i blow him with a intensity and he is groanin and then cums in my mouth. i swallow all of it and kiss his penis and blow on it. he shudders and says please what can i do for you. all i say is get inside me big boy. so he is rubbin around my clit and puts it inside me. hes @ it and kissing me and hes squeezing my boobs and then i orgasm and he does as well so then i say come upstairs with me. so we get out of the pool and collect our suits and put towels on and go up to the house. so i grab his hand and pull him into my bathroom. i take him in the shower and drop my towel. he is just starring @ me in awe of my body. so i take his towel off him and turn the water on hot. he says for me to lay down and spread my legs. i do and he gets down and eats me out. then i get out wash his cum off me. and we go to my bed room. i lay down soaking wet and say fuck me. he does this for 3 hours. then he had to get dressed and go home. he cumed for me 5 times and i orgasmed 6 times. it was the best sex ever!
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Get the sex mug.A word that makes 4th graders laugh because theyre just learning about it, later they dont laugh at sex then laugh at masturbation.
Guy 1: Sex
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*1 year later*
Guy 1: Masturbate
4th grader now turned 5th grade: HHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MASTURbATE!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *pees pants*
4th grader: hahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! SEEXXX HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! *pees pants*
*1 year later*
Guy 1: Masturbate
4th grader now turned 5th grade: HHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MASTURbATE!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *pees pants*
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