University of Second Choice

University of Southern California. Because a large amount of the student body wanted to attend other, more prestigious universities (especially UCLA) and instead had to settle for USC because of its lower academic standards.

I wanted to go to Stanford, Berkeley or UCLA, but I didn't get into any of those so I'll be attending the University of Second Choice.

by a trojan is only good once December 19, 2007

Seton Hill University

A Catholic university in western Pennsylvania run by the Sisters of Charity, only a handful of sisters teach. Was an all girls school until 2004. Athletes make up a large percentage of the student body. It really is on a hill and is very Hogwarts-like. All students receive an iPad. Freshman also get a MacBook Pro. Seton Hill know for its Physician's Assistant program, sports management and rare art/music therapy majors. Students are generally laid-back. Although it is a dry campus it is very moist.

Where do you go?" "Seton Hill University?" "Seton Hall?

by BugBug17 November 10, 2010

yuhua secondary school

Really xiasuey school. School principle spends school money on useless programmes that students never even wanted. Tight budget too and a few PE teachers are fucking biased towards boys then girls and always staring at them. If we get late coming for more than 3 times , detention timing will keep on adding up. And the teachers there will complain to your parents for the littlest things you have done .The school too budget until they had to change school beverages vendor to a cheaper one.

John : Walao eh , Mr Chua being biased to us again leh , look at him , he looking at the girls.
Erik : Ya sia , i should've not come to Yuhua secondary school

by tvhle August 22, 2021

(random number) second rule

When you drop food on the floor and it takes you longer than 5 seconds to pick it up, you shout a random number larger than 5.

*drops food
"(random number) second rule!"
*picks up food

by kj7771 May 19, 2008

North Vista Secondary School

A shit school with shit people

Fuck North Vista Secondary School

by anonymous August 20, 2021

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by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 9, 2020

secondhander

Someone who gets their ideas, opinions and values exclusively form society and from others as opposed to getting: an idea from within oneself; a value from a personal rational process; an opinion from an experience.

Ayn Rand pointed out that Peter Keating was a secondhander because he stole all his ideas.

by wclay1 July 1, 2011