seat hopping

At sporting events, when people take unused seats they didn't pay for.

"Let's buy tickets for the nosebleeds and go seat hopping later."

by Eventful Grain June 10, 2017

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Seating plan

When your teachers fuck with u and give u a shit seating plan to see if it helps with your depression from getting rid of ur friends.

Joe: dude this seating plan sucks

jimmy: ok throw your phone on the floor to look unbeehaved
Joe: ok fuck it

Jimmy I think yo girl just called u in mid air

Joe: FUCK

by The_trickster_ November 03, 2020

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ghost seat

When the toilet seat is still warm from the previous person who used it

My mom left a ghost seat 🤢

by Alexbyrne2828 January 19, 2021

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Seat Cover.

An alternative way to refer to a man’s beard in a sexual manner. No beard shaming just appreciating a well kept face that doubles as a perfect place to sit.

Talalima: *swipes right* omg you have the perfect Seat Cover.
Hims: thanks, but my - what am I missing… I don’t understand.

Talalima: Ooh your beard is what I’m referring to…

by talamobley444 December 22, 2021

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seat theivery

Forcebly stealing or taking a seat that belong to somebody else

Kendra is a huge seat theif as she took the seat that she knew belonged to Mat.

When Kendra comes into the room you know there will be seat theivery afoot.

seat theivery is not okay

by HaPpY69 August 05, 2020

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