scooter stick

a glass pipe used for smoking methamphetamines

pas the scooter stick

by Andrew Giminiani April 30, 2003

Scooter kid

The best type of kids they spend 700$ on a scooter with there moms paypal and snake everyone (OR) they’ll be hella cool doing flips and riding the bowl like a boss

Skater : get outta my way you scooter kid

Same Skater : yo you need to do 2 flips next time (lol)

by ImNotYourHater August 29, 2018

Scooter Jockey

Fat people at Wall-Mart that ride scooters around.

"Holy shit that fat scooter jockey almost ran over my foot."

by sfrb52 May 5, 2010

Scooter Ankle

Almost like killing your self/sliting your wrist but 100000000x WORST. It feels someone is using a GODDAMN KNIFE TO CUT YOUR FUCKING LEG OFF BUT THEY CONTINUALSY FAIL OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

Chris: AHHHHHHHHHH... we have so much homework
James: I know right, IM COMIT FUCKIN SCOOTER ANKLE
Chris: *white girl voice* OMG soooooo relatable

by XXXIMDEAD October 15, 2020

scooter gang

A bunch of teens in Pt Pleasant NJ who “scooter” in a group. This is where the “tail whip” is deadly. These kids vape and smoke pot on the daily. No one really understands them

did u see that savage scooter gang ridin from Point Pleasant to Brick. Man they’re sketchy

by madisonr515 December 5, 2017

scooter brigade

a group of townies or chavs driving around together at 20mph on their crappy scooters, which sound like hairdriers.

they then stick their fingers up at any one who isn't a chav or has more than one brain cell!

sound : brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
my friend: did you leave the hairdryer on?
me: no its just scooter brigade. hide!

by cHaV h8r October 9, 2004

scooter

The means by which you are able to leave a large session and return home unscathed, but with no memory of the journey.

Man. That Beer Scooter last night sure gave a smooth ride home.

by George Best April 10, 2003