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a group of townies or chavs driving around together at 20mph on their crappy scooters, which sound like hairdriers.

they then stick their fingers up at any one who isn't a chav or has more than one brain cell!
sound : brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
my friend: did you leave the hairdryer on?
me: no its just scooter brigade. hide!
by cHaV h8r October 09, 2004
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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