schmafoozled

Stoned, particularly from edibles

I was so schmafoozled last night those brownies got me fucked up.

by Davesson March 14, 2024

schmackofatz

When something tastes very good in Germany.

Now this is a real schmackofatz!

by imbricitor April 12, 2024

schmackofatz

When something tastes very good in Germany. Borrowed from German "Schmackofatz"

Now this is a real schmackofatz!

by imbricitor April 12, 2024

Plaster Schmackhammered

The state of being extremely fucked up. More so than any individual state of being Plastered, Schmacked, or Hammered, it is as if three people attained those levels of inebriation, then combined to form one barely functioning person.

"Dude, why did I wake up with no pants , spooning a dead horse?"
"You got Plaster Schmackhammered, dude, I don't know what to tell ya."

by FlapjackTitties March 9, 2016