schmogger

really sexy but also not

"That bitch is acting like a schmogger"

"That's totally schmogger dude"

by daxisthebest69 December 5, 2021

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schmogger

sexy but also not; attractive but kinda nasty

someone1: "That prostitute is really schmogger man"
someone2: "Yeah she's hot but probably addicted to meth"

by daxisthebest69 December 5, 2021

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scemo • scemoic • SCEMOSEXUAL • scemo glasses • scemobitchh • scemocore • Scemopoth • Scemoth • Scemothunk • scemotic

Schmöe is an incredible person. Not only is he well build, but also the most respectable science teacher ever lived. I pray for everybody who will never be educated from him at least once. It is an expierience like no one else. You should cancel your flight to the bermuda triangle to solve the mistery about it and use your vacation to learn from this god. In addition to that, his body is incredible and even, if you cannot belive it, its getting even better on a daily basis. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the strong will of wanting to be him. Even if that means, that you just ride the same bike with a big neon yellow reflection west everyday on your way to work. Rumors say that he is eventually going out for a drink with me in the future. Pray for this greek god like beauty and may he live his best life <3

I just got smarter. Schmöe came from heaven and talked to me. Such a beauty giant. I am in love

by EierRoland December 7, 2021

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Schmodifier

When you are playing Dungeons and Dragons and you ask for a modifier on a stupid roll.

Player: I want to roll to seduce the castle wall.

Dungeon Master: Roll performance.

Player: I rolled a 12!

Dungeon master: What’s your Schmodifier?

by Modern K. February 16, 2022

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