scalp

From the word copper-scalp, refering to somone who is both stupid and a wanker. However, it is most commenly used for somone who, due to their own stupidity, makes thw wrong decistions and ends up being a heavy-set nobody.

" U-Turn only you piss-faced scalp!" -My dad
"Jeez, you can be a real scalp sometimes"-Me to my friend after he parked his car halfway up a hillock and forget to put the handbrake on. It knocked his dads fence over.

by C-Dawg (no, really) April 22, 2006

hot cocoa sampler box

n. Derogitory term for an African-American lady who as evidently enjoyed a large number of paramours. A more specific version of box of assorted creams.

Check out that Yolanda with the six kids. Looks like a hot cocoa sampler box to me.

by Skid Marky Mark January 8, 2004

samphearleak

a type of species that is extremely handsome and confident in all abilities known to man (also called sam for short, which stands for sexy asian man)

Mate, look at that there samphearleak, ain't that a beauty.

by Sam September 17, 2004

Scampi

An amalgam or mixture of crustaceans. Not to be confused with the Dublin Bay Prawn.

In a typical English pub, one would ask for 'Scampi & Chips', rather than asking for an 'amalgam of crustaceans & chips'.

by Fisherman Bill November 10, 2008

Scampy

A dog who died

Scampy is dead and you know it

by Muz xd September 2, 2019

Vermont Sampler

When a guy is banging a girl, sticks in every hole, but the mouth must be last--all done in the middle of the woods.

When I went camping last month I gave her the old vermont sampler.

by sam bogan October 20, 2008

scampfag

Really dirty and unwashed
In the nether
Cock and Balls region.
Has kinky
Interest in ugly
Extremely fat women wearing strapons.

That stinky fucker is such a scampfag

by nanoman May 19, 2006