Sausage Dogger

One who is able to handle multiple penises inserted into their mouths by using their own jizz as lubrication

Hey man watch out! I heard Cam's a sausage dogger

Sausage dogger? Oh yeah I know him....Isn't that Cameron?

by the cootie queen October 22, 2010

Sausage Jizzle

Take on Australian slang the "Sausage Sizzle", where friends gather for a casual meal of sausages and hamburgers...the Sausage Jizzle is used similarly to a "Sausage Fest" in which an abundance of males gather in one place, with no female attendance. The term sausage comes from the male genetalia, while the word jizzle is no only a take on the word sizzle, but comes from the slang term used to describe semen.

Dude, this place is a Sausage Jizzle

by The_Angus_Experience December 15, 2008

sausage polisher

A homosexual male.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a hot sausage polisher!

by sbo January 20, 2014

Sausage supper

Aka a saveloy supper. A sausage supper is sucking on a penis in the evening time.

"Hey Harry, it's Johnny. Do you fancy coming round mine a Steve's for a spot of supper this evening?"

(Harry) "Is it a sausage supper?"
(Johnny) "Of course, it goes without saying!"
(Harry) "I'm on my way"

by Jonny and Steve August 9, 2018

Louisiana sausage

The act of a man shitting into a condom , leaving it in the microwave for 2 minutes and proceeding to put it in the woman’s ass.

Boy! I put my Louisiana sausagein her asshole last night!

by HairyCrackRedders April 26, 2019

sausage slammer

A fucking Peter puffer or a no good dick sucker. Can be found looking for assless chap's and pink thongs.

Hey look out it that sausage slammer Donald hide your cock and run.

by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017

Shart Sausage

An extreme form of your usual Shart or even more extreme Mudslide. A Shart Sausage occurs when your butthole is so loose, what you believe to be passing wind turns out to be a fully formed bottom log implanted directly into your underoos.

Example

Dude #1: "As if my life needed to be more embarrassing, I totally just let go a Shart Sausage."

Dude #2: Seriously?! Did you leave your buttplug in again? How is that possible?

Dude #1: A cursed combo of Indian and several ounces of cheese...

by Antimattergizmo April 19, 2017